Thursday, December 07, 2006

Definitions




-Wife beater: any white (sometimes colored) tank top undershirt that really greasy guys wear out in public. It is popular amoung guys who like to beat up on women.
-Twig: Those things we are holding when we play hockey A.K.A. stick, lumber, tape, shaft, pole, branch....., etc.
-As for curling just watch the reruns of the last winter olympics and you will see Canada clean up at the curling rink!



Tidbit:
Sitting too close to the television will not make you go blind!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sadly a fake pine tree in this household because I get hayfever. Real pine needles aggrivate the condition and my nostrils don't need anymore attention drawn to them with redness and swollen membranes - its all about me really.....

Anonymous said...

Oh yea, thanks for the enlightment. I'm off out to buy everyone wifebeaters for Christmas now. Sadly there is not much call for twigs in nz this time of the year. Stephen and Mangella bought me a moose head wifebeater for a gift before we left, so I'm off to deal to Mark, because his getting a bit lippy these days and now that I have the shirt, that qualifies me, I reckon.