Junk be-gone

Mrs. Nozzle's Little brother "lens-cap" moved into his new apartment tonight. I love it when people with nothing move into a new place. I get to unload all my junk. This is a picture of a couch that we have tried to get rid of a couple of times. Once, we thought it was gone and it actually came back from over 150 km away. The other picture is the view of the uptown core from Eric's balcony of his heritage building apartment. Thanks Mr. Moose and Corey the "corduroy kid" from Fosterville for helping me get it out of my basement. And to Mrs. nozzle for supporting my spine through the whole ordeal.

Nozzle's question: What word looks the same upside down and backwards?

scalpers wanted!

Hello everyone. I found out not that long ago that my favotrite singer/performer is playing at the Playhouse (Chantal Kreviazuk), and it was sold out by the time I tried to get tickets. If anyones knows of a couple stray tickets anywhere let me know. Chantal played here back in 2003. I took these pictures from my front row seat where she smiled and winked at me the whole time!

The nozzle question: What is put on a table and cut but never eaten?

Slap the biscuit

Well folks Mrs. nozzle and I went for a drive in the Moose-mobile out to French Village. Mitch called and asked if I would bring my skates for a little shinny. He has quite the set up in his back yard. Not many kids have a lit outdoor ice rink. Actually there were a few kids that I can think of that had one, Wayne Gretzky, Sidney Crosby and Eric Lindros did. (hmmmmm) Anyway just a couple pics. One of the pics shows me and Mitch trying to get the puck back from Oliver (golden lab)

Greener's riddlerama: Your pushing your car, you stop at a hotel. At that precise moment you realize that you are bankrupt. What is actually going on?

Drinky poo

Hey guys. I guess this is what really happens at night when I am at work. Mrs. Nozzle had a couple of girls over for some drinks or should I maybe say alot of drinks. I am surprised that the girls can drink that much and not get sick lol. Of course in the pic with Mrs. Nozzle is 26 rams of Meg and Ol' Shannon face. As for me we had a pretty busy night I responded to my first career busted toilet, a car crash, electrical problem and 2 medical assistance calls.

Greeners riddlerama: What happens when you through a round white rock into the sea?

Ice-man cometh

Well folks it is finally cold enough for ice fishing. I think I might get a couple drunken days in on the ice. The only problem is when the guys go ice fishing we end up getting drunk and cooking what we catch then frying up all the bait. Good times! Some shacks even have satelite dishes on them for "the game". Anyway I took the girls for a drive down to the beach, but they got nervous and would only let me drive half way to the ice village. The other Picture is Mrs. Nozzle and Miss. Whispy-head playing board games here last night while I was at work.

Greener's riddlerama: He who has it doesn't tell about it. He who takes it doesn't know about it. He who knows what it is doesn't want it. What is it?

Isn't it nifty that Gary's #*...

Hey I was browsing the local hot sheets this morning and came across this ad for someone we know. Thats right, Gary Fournier is having a birthday. Besides the occassional bedwetting, slight memory loss, squeaky joints, no hair, and trips to the mall for a walk he aged gracefully. He must have money though because it is the only reason I can think of why an old guy can have such a hot wife!

Greener's TTA Tip: instead of frying some fatty bacon in the morning try cooking turkey bacon taste almost the same and is 1/4 the badness.

trumped

Well I just looked at Canadian Alpine and saw a picture of all the cousins alive at the time. For the sockit2me's and anyone else who does not know, I would be the oldest grandchild but I am trumped by one older. Alyssa got married last summer and I thought I would put a picture of what she looked like then and you can compare the 2 of us to the picture on Ol Mooses blog. The other picture is of the 3 drunks who almost got cut off at the bar in Montreal that day. (notice the pope hats)

Greener's riddlerama: From what heavy seven letter word can you take away two letters and have eight left?

Moose-cycle & nozzle-wheelie

Hey I bet you guys did not know that Mrs. Nozzle married into a bike gang did ya? What a bad bunch we are. That is Mrs. Nozzle on the back of that crotch rocket. Although I will never be able to wheelie like the great ginger nuc. I could get that baby up on one wheel and go through 3 gears! (I did it once with Mrs. Nozzle on the back and she did not talk to me for the rest of the day) And of course that is the mooseheads with their grampy gold wing bike. I shouldn't say anything though because I no longer have mine and occasionally borrow theirs.

The Nozzle question: Where do fish keep their money?

Turkey ball

Hello. January is a pretty boring blog month. Especially when we are avoiding all the parties and such due to the TTA. Here is our good friend Meg, she came over for supper tonight and is staying to watch American Idol "yahoo". Meg thought my potato ricer was groovy so I thought it would be nice to share the secret of my hidden potato ricing talent. I could not get the girls to stop laughing long enough to take a picture so this is the best one. Apparently Meg is pretty lucky, she was informed by an old friend (Jeremy) that she has no deformities or large bulges. So she is safe to wear a bikini down south.

You know what really grinds my gears? People who stop at a stop light in the middle of the lane so the cars turning right cannot get by. That folks really grinds my gears!

solid water?

Hey. For all of you who live in places with no solid water, here is a pic. I took this pic today from the same spot that the pic of Mitch, soapy and myself was taken back in Oct. I have to eat my words. I thought it would not be cold enough for ice fishing this year (another maritime drunken tradition) Although I would not drive across "hill billy highway" just yet, but as soon as it is safe I will get some pics of that as well.

The nozzle question: What do you get when you cross an automobile and a household pet?

Hair begone

Hello everyone, for those of you who have seen me lately I have been slightly hairier than normal. I had 2 weeks off so I decided to grow a beard. But tomorrow morning Ol' Moosegreen and I are going to a funeral for retired firefighter Capt. Harold Armstrong and thought I had better shave. anyway here are before and after pics. Place your vote. And if you thought I was just another pretty face that is my dress uniform shirt that I freshly pressed all by myself.

Greener's riddlerama: How many bricks does it take to finish a brick house?

Hannah Banana

Hey guys today was baby shower day for lil' Hannah. I did not get to go but Mrs. Nozzle and Mrs Moosegreen went. Actually Mrs. Moosegreen was the event organizer. Here in the pictures are 2 of the infamous fourniers, Meagan and her sister Debbie. Couple goodlooking chicks if I do say so myself. Of course can't leave out Mitch and Badly. The other pic is of course lil Hannah banana herself.

Greener's TTA tip: Instead of ordering a greasy old pizza make one yourself. Spread pizza sauce over a pita bread then add cheese and chicken and vegtables and voila you have a healthy pizza.